Romancing with a Term Paper

Riley is actually kind of shy so I was surprised to hear this swanky approach but anyway, here is his 5 step approach, guaranteed (according to him otherwise he owes you a beer and I’ll give you his number) to get at least 1 out of 3 girls to say yes to a term paper date.

1. Go to a place where hot brainy girls hang out. According to Riley, they don’t even have to be brainy, just speak English and have had English 101. This can be the library, student union, or even a bar but it has to be a relatively quiet place so they can hear your sigh, moans and groans.
2. Acquire a seat within 5 to 10 feet of them. Sometimes it helps to have a buddy along to support your story and make a harmless scene.
3. Once you have your seat, get out your phone, day planner, or whatever could look like something you keep yourself organized on. A piece of paper with the words “Term Paper Due Tomorrow” written on it will even suffice.
4. Begin the suffering. A good “Oh my God! I’m gonna loose the keys to the porche my rich parents bought me if I fail this term paper!” usually gets any woman’s attention (Ok…that one is too over the top but…) Just begin with some actions of utter panic, groan, put your hands in your hair, look around the room like someone just told you your dog died and you need a hug.
5. If she shows no interest in what horrible thing is happening to you, you should: a) consider moving on, she’s a cold bitch; b) sniffle a bit (now you’re the pathetic one but it works with some women); c) take to last and, according to Riley, sure-fire tactic – use the “I never” line. Simply wait 2 minutes to compose yourself, tap her on the shoulder and say, “Excuse me, I never do this but I’m in such a mess here, do you have any idea how to write a term paper on…”.

According to Riley, it works far better than hanging out in laundry mats or sending over beers in a crowded bar. Now Riley is 28 and doesn’t have a steady girlfriend at this time but…take it for what it’s worth, he swears by the “Term Paper! Help me! ” method!

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Time Management is Frustrating - Let Paper Masters Help

The most critical skill in adapting to college life and the real world is the ability to manage time. It seems like there is an abundance of it until midterms come up and you realize that you’ve only read halfway through the first chapter of one text. College is far more academically intense than high school. Your high school teacher was probably satisfied if you stuck in a stray reference to the actual topic. College instructors, however, tend to pick your term paper apart and dissect it like a frog. Since academic excellence was the ostensive reason for going to college, you have to do your best to attain it. But this takes time, because every professor thinks her or his class is the most important, and assigns accordingly. Learn how to manage your time effectively with these simple suggestions.
On the other hand, many other aspects of college life require attention as well, and they are arguably about as important. If you’re paying for school with an athletic scholarship, for example, then that’s necessary too, and it takes up time. Friends, and late-night bull sessions aren’t the least bit important to your grades, but they are essential to your education. The key to success is not to sacrifice what you need psychologically for your immediate pressures. Get help with your coursework from tutors, writing labs term paper services , and study groups.
If you’re living at home, your parents will most likely help you (ahem!) budget your time. If you’re on-campus, the easiest way to manage time is to buy or make a schedule calendar and hang it on the wall next to your bed. Start off slowly with extra-curricular activities, say one — two at the most — and then block them out on the schedule in one color. Block out class time with another. Schedule one to two hours for every hour of instruction, and block that out in a third color. Block out between five and eight hours every day for sleep, and two and a half for meals. Everything else is your time. Enjoy it.
You might be able to do the same thing in you’re head if you’re too cheap to buy one, or too lazy to make your own. But just the activity of doing it will impress upon you what little time you actually have. If mom and dad aren’t managing your affairs and telling you when to do this or that, it will come in handy. Besides, after a couple of weeks, you’ll no longer have to look at the calendar. It’ll become second nature.

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The Stress of College Administration

As convoluted, boring or ridiculous as it might seem at the time, it is imperative that you know all the ins and outs of the System, the sometimes nameless, faceless bureaucracy of the school administration. They almost have as much control over your destiny as you do, but they are nominally there to help. If you need money, for example, they can turn you on to student loans, scholarships, internships, and, on rare occasion, a halfway decent part-time job. Administration also provides for health care, should you break your arm in a pick-up croquet match, or come down with a severe case of depression.

There is a dark side to administration, however, and you would best be advised to appease it. Know what the schedules are for turning in financial aid requests, and payments. If you don’t pay in time, they’ll send a note to your professor ordering him or her not to let you into the classroom. Professors have rarely obeyed this, but that can change if money becomes tighter. Also, know exactly what the system’s academic requirements are, and plan your classes carefully. If you put all your eggs into one major, then decide to switch, you might be looking at an additional one or two years if you used up all your electives, or neglected your core classes in favor of your previous concentration.

Don’t let anything get in the way of goal of getting through college as painlessly as possible. Sometimes help is needed in coursework. Use the resources available to you. For example, pressure to complete projects when you are under financial strains can make working and concentrating impossible. Get help with your research papers and learn how to manage your time more effectively.

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Change Management and Freshman

The degree and nature of change during your freshman year of college varies depending on the size of the college, its distance from parental units, and whether or not the student lives on-campus, off-campus, or at home. If you come from a large high school, then trot off to a private college that has 900 students or so, then you’ll have to adjust to a situation where everyone knows both you and your business. In that case, it’s best to learn the art of discretion. If you come from a small or moderate-size high school and go to Megastate University, with a student population of 50,000 or more, you’ll have to adjust to anonymity.

Although it is important despite the size of the school, it is especially critical for the students of large universities to learn how to network and build support systems. The stronger the support, the better your chances are for survival, not just during freshman year, but throughout your college career, and years after that. If you totally lack social skills, the best place to start is with your advisor, or favorite professor. Take advantage of their office hours. There are ten bizzilion campus organizations, one of them has to involve something you’re into, whether it’s a sport, artistic endeavor, politics, or Star Trek.

Students living at home still undergo changes, as increased demands are made on their time and attention. Hopefully, mom, dad or other family members will be around. High school buddies, especially those who went away to college, might drift away, however. If any of the above is important to you, it might be worth your while to keep in touch. Phone calls will do in a pinch, but they can get to be rather expensive. E-mailing is cheap and it does the trick, especially if you can add photos or live video and sound. If you really want to impress someone, however, remember this simple fact: everyone loves getting snail-mail.

Those students living in a dorm might find it difficult to adjust to a roommate. It’s one thing to have to share a bedroom with a younger sibling, but it’s another to do it with a complete stranger who might turn out to be your total opposite. It’s a good idea to spend some time getting to know each other, and negotiating the use of space. Hash out such issues as how clean the room should be, what music is acceptable after what hour, strategies for privacy, and so on. It’s also important to mark your space. A good way to do this is to decorate some aspect of the room with photographs of family and old friends. That serves the added purpose of cutting down homesickness.

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First Year College Students

Congratulations! Three months ago you suffered through the cap and gown ceremony, complete with 10,005 photographs with each and every family member. Now you have just completed freshman orientation. If you’re like many students, however, orientation can leave you with more questions and doubts than you started with. To your (*gasp*) horror, you realize that you have committed your life to academic pursuits, and wonder how you will survive it the first year, let alone the next four (five, six, or seven).

Actually, surviving freshman year isn’t that difficult, although that first year is key. There are as many guide books to freshman survival as you have relatives, and they contradict each other with the same degree of frequency. Then too, the advice they give doesn’t seem practical when pitted against that menacing presence known as “the real world.” A lot of them sound as if they were written by your parents, or other people who couldn’t remember their freshman year without rose-colored spectacles. That’s not to say that they’re wrong. Nevertheless, all the rules, strategies, “dos” and “don’ts,” and “helpful suggestions” can be better understood and interpreted through simplification. The surviving freshman needs only to master five basic principles: Change, The System, Resource Management, Time Management, and the Danger Zone. If you understand these, everything else more or less falls in line.

Study hard, keep in touch with folks, build a support system, be smart about your time and things, and minimize the urge to flirt with disaster. You would think that this is easy enough to do. Nevertheless, many people perish academically during that first year, and a tiny fraction does so literally. Perhaps I should simplify it even further: work hard, enjoy yourself, and don’t be so #$%@! stupid.

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OK, so you may not have prepared very well up to this point but before you begin writing your term paper, take a half an hour and get yourself ready for your all-nighter. Assuming it is a term paper you are doing, first begin by making your space comfortable. Include something enjoyable in your space, like put on your favorite XM radio station or put in a great CD to study to. Make sure the music is upbeat – Don’t put in downer tunes like Death Cab for Cutie’s new CD, far too depressing! Choose something like REM’s Accelerate – Fantastic, upbeat tunes to motivate your mind and keep you awake and focused.

Term Paper All-Nighter

Munchies and drink are vital to have for proper all night fuel. Stock up before you begin your term paper so that you don’t have to lose your train of thought when hunger strikes. There are many energy drinks out on the market that help boost you up with caffeine when its crunch time. Of course, they are not recommended for daily consumption but in a crunch and with a term paper due, you have to do what is necessary to perform.

Next, organize your research for your term paper in front of you. Have your source material and articles open on your computer, any book references beside you and class notes handy in case you need to refer to them for formatting or syllabus instructions. Plan at least 1 break every hour but make sure you don’t take more than 10 minutes for the break from your term paper. The break should include getting up and walking somewhere, even if its 5 feet across your dorm room, move your body!

Keep up-beat! Try not to worry about the time and know that if you do these steps, the term paper will turn out great because you are focused, prepared and ready to spend all night on it.

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1) First, never forget that professors are employed by your University and it is their JOB to teach you. If you fail, they have failed. Too many failures look bad for a professor so it is in his or her best interest for you to succeed. A gentle reminder of this goes a long way to a department chair if you are having a hard time with a professor and you believe you are putting forth a worthy effort.

2) Universities exist to make money. They don’t want you to fail or drop out because you are a customer and they lose your money. Sound harsh or capitalistic? It is the truth and you can count on it! If a professor is being unreasonable, again, a talk with a department chair about the goals of a university can do quite a bit to turn the tides of negativity in a professor.
3) Show Mr. or Ms. Prof Impossible that you are trying and more than likely you will pass. Many a term paper has been given a second chance rewrite because of a student showing interest in succeeding. Professors are almost human and even Neanderthal professors from long ago have a soft spot or Achilles heel. Push some buttons…find it out!

4) Every professor has a boss! More and more, professors are being held to standards that are outlined by Universities. Find out if your university uses standards for evaluating professors or if there are state or university standards of educational conduct or course requirements. Your professor may be overstepping the boundaries of expectations for your coursework!

5) Professor’s Lie. Okay…not all professors but I have heard hundreds of lies from professors of scare tactics. “If you use term paper services I can track your paper through software…” WRONG! “Term Paper help is plagiarism…” WRONG! and the list goes on. Get help with your coursework. Use a term paper service as a guide for writing your own paper and make that professor eat his words! Services like Paper Masters will help you be sure to get exactly what your professor is looking for.

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